August 2011
32 posts
YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME →
FUCK YEA HURRICANE →
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“Keep Calm and Carry On”
– …..I’ll be back
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I can't wait to hear what Pat Robertson has to say...
I CAN
“HAS ANYONE SEEN JUSTIN BIEBER?!?”
– …NO REASON, JUST ASKING…
BY ALL MEANS
GO BACK INTO YOUR PUNY SKYSCRAPERS! ESPECIALLY THE ALL GLASS ONES! YOU HAVE nothing TO FEAR!
SHAKE IT →
“i hope the world doesn’t end before I use all these groupons”
– @Brokelyn
HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING THE NEWS?!? SPEND FASTER!!
“hoping everyone in the mid atlantic is safe”
– @vitaminwater
STAY CLASSY VITAMINWATER
FEEL MY WRATH →
“There were no immediate reports of damage.”
– NyTimes
…perhaps UNTIL THE ACCOUNTANTS TALLY UP HOW MUCH TIME HAS JUST BEEN SPENT ON TWITTER
“Our building was shaking the way a skyscraper isn’t supposed to shake”
– a lawyer in a high-rise in midtown Manhattan.
HUMANS shouldn’t LIVE IN THE GODDAMN SKY
“that was scary and my cell phone is still not working…”
– YOU MAY HAVE YOUR PHONEs BACK WHEN YOU GIVE ME TWITTER
DON'T YOU DARE →
“i was just nearly crushed by minimal synth vinyl”
– FUCK. Will try harder next time
Eat it CaliForniA!
I’m sending a snowstorm your way next motherfucker
EVEN THE USGS KNOWS MY NAME →
“So I got scared from the earthquake & ran outside dropped my iPod &...”
– @LorBrooke
Flee before my destruction!
“New York earthquakes are better because of our thinner crust.”
– @joeljohnson
“It’s really amusing to be a Californian in New York, right now. People in...”
– Daniel Jalkut (@danielpunkass)
“I’m fucking your shit up”
– Me