Fuck yea Earthquake

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SURE THING FEMA, HERE’S THE PLAN:

1) WAKE UP IN VIRGINIA… woah, so that happend

2) RUMBLE SOME SHIT

3) GO TO NEW YORK

4) RUMBLE SOME MORE SHIT.

5) SCARE YUPPIES

6) START A MOTHERFUCKING BLOG.

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PROFIT!

cnnmoneytech:

Photo: Flickr

Found on Flickr: Today’s much-buzzed-about lawn devastation photo is from 2010. Which means blogs and tweets casting it as a commentary on today’s quake are — this is gonna shock y’all, so sit down — *inaccurate*.

Oh social media. Why must you always betray us like this!? -Stacy

INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM AT IT’S GODDAMN FINEST.  YOU’LL NEVER TAKE MY DESTRUCTION AWAY FROM ME CNN!

chaosmycolor:

earthquake devastation. this is what i found when i got back to my apartment.

I AM THE VENGEFUL HAND OF GOD!  SEE WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE WROUGHT!

cynicalidealists:

Evidence.

WITNESS MY DEVASTATION!1!! 

washingtonpoststyle:

nightline:

mrgif:

I survived NYC earthquake of 2011.

Despite the fact that this just makes us dizzy. 

Dudes. “New Yorkers.” The epicenter was in Virginia. If anything, this is OUR quake. So step off. And take your GIFs with you. #ownershipofharmlessnaturaldisasters

THIS WOULD BE THE FIRST TIME _ANYTHING_ STARTED IN VIRGINIA AND ENDED IN NEW YORK

topherchris:

EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: Damage Caused By The East Coast Earthquake to Tumblr Office

BEG FOR MERCY OH YE OF TUMBLR!